Ivar Gravlejs is a photographer; he's been doing it for a long time, and has it down.
Still, that doesn't prevent him from looking at photography from the point of view of an absolute know-nothing beginner. "Dummy" doesn't begin to describe it... these tips are more for time travelers from the distant past who've never seen a camera, or possibly shaved apes.
Hilarious, painfully obvious, and great pictures abound... at least, half of them are great pics...
How to take pictures, for REAL Dummies and lower life forms.