The Coolest Dad
Wow, for the first time ever, the war on "The war on Christmas" has started up before either the war on Christmas or Christmas itself. (If you're confused, see Jon Stewart.)
Honey, here's a couple things I'd like to see on Christmas morning. Both are really for Milo... :D
This one is obvious. It's my job.
And this one is my choice for Grimm and Edward Gorey of the new generation.