Only two more sleeps... time to get ready! And that means having an arrrr-senal of Pirate Jokes at your disposal to elicit groans and giggles from people you meet.
Try here: www.piratejokes.net.
Q. How much did it cost for the pirate to get his ears pierced?
A. A buck-an-ear!
Oh yeah, I went there.
Q. What was the pirate's favorite movie?
A. Starrrrrr Warrrrrrrs!
As soon as you recover, get to it and spread those jokes around. I mean, Arrrrr-ound.