What Would A Pirate Do?
Hello, Autumn. I refuse to recognize your existence, other than my interest in the astronomical ramifications of the autumnal equinox. Today I am wearing sandals and shorts and I just don't care.
Yesterday, my sweet wife got me a wonderful anniversary present:
A box of pirate band-aids with "Free Treasure Inside!" (a little monkey that goes on the top/eraser of your pencil) and a folder with the eternal question on it: What Would A Pirate Do?Labelled WWPD, this handy spinner allows you to go about your day more efficiently by speeding up your decision making. For example, I was going to refill my coffee and decided to check with my spinner. A flick of the finger told me that a real pirate would "Guzzle Grog." How much clearer does it have to be!?!
Not one to keep this marvel to myself, drop me a line if you're confused, I'll spin the skull, and tell you WWPD. Meanwhile, the Dread Pirate Robert had better heed the words of Jolly Roger and get that coffee.
P.S. I found this just before dinner:
Captain Krang the Fearsome Stubble
What is YOUR pirate name?
posted by Dread Pirate Robert at 6:45 PM
2 Comments:
Where do you live? Perhaps I should go through the archives -- But it was a perfect shorts-n-flipflops day in LA today --
7:01 PM
In Vancouver, it was 2 degrees (Celsius) early in the morning, but got up to 24 in the beautiful sunshine. It's no LA, but hey - no smog so we get a beautiful view of the mountains.
10:15 AM
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