Put The Baby To Work

Oh yes, I want one of these...



In fact, I would get hardwood floors just so we could use it. Then I want one to fit me. I don't suppose they make them in a 6'5" man size...


While we're on the subject of weird stuff, this is the weirdest I've seen today: Hufu. The tofu that tastes like human flesh. If you go to the Hufu website they call it the "healthy human flesh alternative." I especially like the "dinner and a movie" suggestions: Soylent Green, Shaun of the Dead, Sweeney Todd, Alive....
Now all we need is a few links to a nice Chianti.